This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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