i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
