That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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