my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How's work?
Spinning.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
