yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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