AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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