I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you win again, gameday.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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