I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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