I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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