Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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