woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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