He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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