what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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