Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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