I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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