just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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