im six kinds of drunk right now
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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