Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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