I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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