Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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