And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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