Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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