I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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