doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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