She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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