Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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