and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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