she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You did what with his pubic hair?
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