how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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