Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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