If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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