she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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