You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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