i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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