Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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