I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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