Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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