I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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