she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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