What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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