Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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