Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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