You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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