Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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