She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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