She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just gift wrapped bread.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
