I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
kristin has been a bad kristin
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just puked most of my soul out..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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