what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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