All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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