Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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