some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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